script type=”javascript”> function nrcIE() { if (document.all) { return false; } } function nrcNS(e) { if (document.layers || (document.getElementById && ! document.all)) { if (e.which == 2 || e.which == 3) { return false; } } } if (document.layers) { document.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEDOWN); document.onmousedown = nrcNS; }else { document.onmouseup = nrcNS; document.oncontextmenu = nrcIE; } document.oncontextmenu = new Function(“return false”); Ne m'oublie pas

littlestpiglet:

The male ego is so so fragile.

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

August 22nd, 2014 at 1:22AM / via: shinjesus / op: rapunzelie / reblog / 449,664 notes
sirui:

i need this as my actual wallpaper

sirui:

i need this as my actual wallpaper

(Source: welcometoclub-paradise)

“The problem is,” he said as he leaned in, “if I kissed you, I don’t think I’d be able to stop.”

Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #10 (via iamdiabetic)

(Source: blossomfully)

August 21st, 2014 at 4:06AM / via: iamdiabetic / op: blossomfully / reblog / 11,359 notes
August 21st, 2014 at 1:16AM / via: ikilledalaska / op: markmcevoy / reblog / 73,075 notes

(Source: virginitay)

August 21st, 2014 at 1:04AM / via: laughuntilwedie / op: virginitay / reblog / 140,062 notes

… its too early for this bullshit.

Me, no matter what time it is. (via lastisle)

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

August 21st, 2014 at 1:00AM / via: shinleeyoon / op: metallics / reblog / 385,519 notes

swarnpert:

taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass

August 21st, 2014 at 12:59AM / via: laughuntilwedie / op: swarnpert / reblog / 203,983 notes

hellacutexo:

subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

L M A O

(Source: peppelepeuw)

August 20th, 2014 at 4:54PM / via: echelonfan7 / op: peppelepeuw / reblog / 40,035 notes

PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

image

Some are dark skinned

image

Some are light skinned

image

Some are big and some are small

image

Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

image

But no matter what

If you put them together

image

And blend them up

image

image

They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

August 20th, 2014 at 4:44PM / via: flamingo-x / op: kreativedragon / reblog / 131,044 notes